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"Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again."
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"About 1900 my parents came to the United States as children from what was then the Polish area of Russia."
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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."
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"I'm a married man and I've got two children, and you have to do sacrifices."
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"You can learn so much from children, and you can give them so much."
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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
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"Let us take our children seriously! Everything else follows from this... only the best is good enough for a child."
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"We want better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them."
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"Parents decide to accept the responsibility of raising children. Any thanks they get for doing that is gravy. Grateful children are a blessing, but they aren't a necessity."
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"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
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"There are those who want to believe but can't, and there are those who believe as children and it's no problem for them at all."
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"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life."
Life
"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon."
Life
"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against."
Hell
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
Cure
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
Decency
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
Fish
"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it."
Liquor
"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."
Water
"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
Father
"Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."
Animals
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