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"What do you think about having some orgasms to celebrate?"
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"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."
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"The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives."
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"The Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat:If you offer him pheasant he would rather have grouse.If you put him in a house he would much prefer a flat,If you put him in a flat then he'd rather have a house.If you set him on a mouse then he only wants a rat,If you set him on a rat then he'd rather chase a mouse.Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat -And there isn't any call for me to shout it:For he will doAs he do doAnd there's no doing anything about it!"
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"When you're lost in space, it's time to buy some new furniture!"
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"If you have to explain your sense of humor, then you are performing for the wrong crowd."
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"For a man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner."
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"It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad."
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"You won't enjoy it," sighed Crowley. "It's been in the car for more than a fortnight." A heavy bass beat began to thump through the Bentley as they sped past Heathrow. Aziraphale's brow furrowed. "I don't recognize this," he said. "What is it?" "It's Tchaikovsky's 'Another One Bites the Dust'," said Crowley, closing his eyes as they went through Slough. To while away the time as they crossed the sleeping Chilterns, they also listened to William Byrd's "We Are the Champions" and Beethoven's "I Want To Break Free." Neither were as good as Vaughan Williams's "Fat-Bottomed Girls."
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"Texan starting eternity: I never dreamed heaven would be so much like Texas. companion: Who said this was heaven?"
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"How hard can writing be? After all, most of the words are going to be 'and,' 'the,' and 'I,' and 'it,' and so on, and there's a huge number to choose from, so a lot of the work has been done for you."
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"Dragos never lifted his head from his task. He said in a quiet voice, 'Tell me you're in control, and I will believe you...' Straightening his shoulders, Liam replied steadily, 'I'm in control."
Surrender
"Pinning her wrists on either side of her head, he growled telepathically, Open your legs. Hunger pulsed. God, she loved it when he got growly and autocratic. Arching in a stretch that rubbed her torso against his, she put her mouth lightly against his and whispered, 'Make me."
Love
"What was the point of spying if you couldn't keep it a secret?"
Past
"Personal growth was damn hard work. It also took a lot of time, so it was going to have to take a backseat for a while.Because right now, he had a battle to fight and Vampyre ass to kick."
Determination
"Been there, done that. I'm sure I've got a T - shirt somewhere to prove it."
Sarcasm
"She crooned in his head. Honey, I'm so proud of you for not killing anybody.His gaze flashed to hers, and that flat, assessing expression vanished as he laughed. Squeezing her fingers, he told her, Week's not over yet."
Love
"I think you're my hero, ' she said. Only half - kidding.He stared at her, the picture of incredulity. 'Most people, ' he said, 'think I am a very bad man.'She studied his eyes to try to find out if that bothered him. He didn't seem bothered by them. He seemed discomfited by her. 'Well, ' she said at last, 'maybe you're a very good dragon."
Heroism
"He told her, I don't remember any other lover but you. I don't believe you. I don't. I know the facts of other lovers, but all the real, visceral memory, or any emotion has burned away. Those lovers happened to someone else, the man I was before I met you."
Love
"Her music ran through him with electric energy, more joyous than anything he could remember and more painful than silver."
Music
"He groaned, 'Goddamn, you're so hot.'I know, ' she whimpered as she moved restlessly under his weight. 'I'm burning up.'At that, he had to lift his head and grin down at her. 'No, baby, ' he said gently, rocking his hips to begin moving in her. 'That wasn't what I meant. I meant, you're so hot.'Her eyebrows quirked, and dimples appeared in her cheeks as she suppressed a grin. 'Yeah, I knew that."
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