"What do you think about having some orgasms to celebrate?"

Humor, Desire, Playfulness, Affection

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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

John Steinbeck, American Author

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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."

Stephen King, American Author

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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."

Jane Austen, British Writer

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"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country."

Robert Frost, American Poet

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"April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four."

Mark Twain, American Author

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"Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?I didn't think it polite to listen, sir."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."

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"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards."

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Determination

"He told her, You are a wise woman. Pleasure warmed her voice. I do have my moments, don't I?"

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"Stop looking at my mouth. His eyes darkened, as she saw his pupils dilate. He mouthed back, just as silently. 'What if I don't want to stop looking at your mouth?"

Desire

"Giving her a slow, coaxing smile that turned the heat in the room up by a thousand degrees, he stroked her lips with the balls of his thumbs as he murmured, 'Can we get back to talking about possibly inviting that werewolf for sex?"

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"The universe can bring it. We'll deal with whatever may happen together."

Unity

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"If your life is a blank page, that only means you have room to write your story. You have the power to tell that story the way you want to."

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"She asked, 'Is there anything I can do to help?'He buried his nose in her hair, took a deep breath and sighed. 'You help just be being here.'Well, that bit is easy, ' she told him with a smile. 'Because I wouldn't be anywhere else."

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"A dragon just gave me a piece of jewelry, she said. She took another swig and handed the bottle back to Graydon. 'Have I been added to his hoard?He shook his head and drank too. 'No, cupcake, he said. 'I'm pretty sure you've replaced it."

Fantasy

"Well, dude, said Khalil, 'sometimes you just have to get over shit."

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