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"I prefer to play and lose rather than win, because I know in advance I'm going to win."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"We won the European Championship last September and now the world title. That is some year for French beach soccer! Now comes the hard part. We have to keep improving and that's difficult because it's tough to do better than winning a world title."
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"Sometimes you get submerged by emotion. I think it's very important to express it - which doesn't necessarily mean hitting someone."
Emotional

"We knew that you don't get to be world champions without a struggle."
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"You can lose in cinema too if you don't put on a good performance."
Performance

"I prefer to play and lose rather than win, because I know in advance I'm going to win."
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"I didn't study; I live."
Lifestyle

"I try to find different ways of expressing myself. Without that I will die."
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"Sometimes in life one experiences an emotion which is so strong that it is difficult to think, or to reason."
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"I'm proud of what I achieved there, but a life built on memories is not much of a life."
Life

"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan."
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