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"I prefer to play and lose rather than win, because I know in advance I'm going to win."
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"Sometimes absurd logic can be amusing and heart-touching."
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"Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan.""
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"God, you had enough time to have been through it three times. You've been through my stuff. I bet you over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate check is an exam, that was a motherfucking safari. I was scared to look down. I thought I'd see that guy's finger nail sticking out of my cock."
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple."
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"Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings."
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"Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?'Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!'Ha ha,' agreed Moist.Ha hah hah!,' said Hubert. 'Hahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-'Bent slapped him on the back. Hubert coughed.Sorry about that, it's the air down here,' he mumbled."
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"This was beyond a joke. This had moved beyond foolishness, slipped over the line into genuine 24 karat Jesus-Christ-I-fucked-up-bigtime territory."
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"I am searching for abstract ways of expressing reality, abstract forms that will enlighten my own mystery."
Creativity
"I manage a team, for beach soccer. I'm the coach. Player, coach."
Lifestyle
"We knew that you don't get to be world champions without a struggle."
Sports
"You can lose in cinema too if you don't put on a good performance."
Performance
"I prefer to play and lose rather than win, because I know in advance I'm going to win."
Humor
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."
Sea
"I didn't study; I live."
Lifestyle
"I try to find different ways of expressing myself. Without that I will die."
Will
"We won the European Championship last September and now the world title. That is some year for French beach soccer! Now comes the hard part. We have to keep improving and that's difficult because it's tough to do better than winning a world title."
Winning
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan."
Sports
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