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"In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose."
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"You can not hope to arrive at harmony in your life while stirring up disturbances in anothers..."
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"Peace first, sophistication later. Harmony first, luxury later."
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"People will listen to you when you become the 'Embodiment of Love' [Prem Swaroop]. When can you become the 'Embodiment of Love'? When you do not look for laws or rules, When you do not see anyone at fault."
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"The mind is a temple of knowledge, the heart is a temple of understanding, and the soul is a temple of wisdom; together they are a temple of enlightenment."
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"Live a life of discipline and live a life of celebration."
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"The right, real and good connection between things produces the right, real and good things."
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"When we feel, a kind of lyric is sung in our heart. When we think, a kind of music is played in our mind. In harmony, both create a beautiful symphony of life."
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"If we understand each other, we can live together in harmony."
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"There's not the smallest orb which thou behold'stBut in his motion like an angel sings,Still quiring [making music] to the young-eyed cherubins; Such harmony is in immortal souls,But whilst this muddy vesture of decayDoth grossly close us in, we cannot hear it."
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"When the head tries to rule the heart, emotion poisons it."
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"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
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"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace

"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."
Trust

"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
Aging

"You don't need to be smarter, you just need dumber friends."
Humor

"Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier."
Humor

"Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies."
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"It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood."
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"In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose."
Harmony

"It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine."
Independence
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