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"Get money when you don't need it, so you can use it when you need to."
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"Enjoy the present day trusting very little to the morrow."
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Personal Development
"People always call it luck when you have acted more sensibly than others."
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Personal Development
"No, sir. I make it a rule of mine: The more it looks like Queer Street, the less I ask."
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Personal Development
"Neither a borrower nor a lender be."
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Personal Development
"Prudence keeps life safe but does not often make it happy."
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"Well-bred instinct meets reason halfway."
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Personal Development
"We must believe what is good and true about the prophets, that they were sages, that they did understand what proceeded from their mouths, and that they bore prudence on their lips."
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"To be unfaithful to my maxim of prudence may often be very advantageous to me, although to abide by it is certainly safer."
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"Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same."
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"It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood."
Honesty
"In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision."
Risk
"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence
"You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father."
Parenting
"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."
Humor
"Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after."
Heartbreak
"In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose."
Harmony
"Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air."
Humor
"What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?"
Identity
"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace
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