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"Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same."
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"Money can buy you knowledge, but not the wisdom to use it wisely."
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"Well-bred instinct meets reason halfway."
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"Get money when you don't need it, so you can use it when you need to."
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"No, sir. I make it a rule of mine: The more it looks like Queer Street, the less I ask."
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"Prudence keeps life safe but does not often make it happy."
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"Often the prudent far from making their destinies succumb to them."
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"People always call it luck when you have acted more sensibly than others."
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"Prudence is precaution, prudence is protection."
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"A slip of the foot is better than a slip of the tongue."
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"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
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"In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life."
Persistence

"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."
Humor

"Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death."
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"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace

"Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after."
Heartbreak

"In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision."
Risk

"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."
Trust

"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence

"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
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