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"The overwhelming pressure of mediocrity sluggish and indomitable as a glacier will mitigate the most violent and depress the most exalted revolution."
"This constant pressure from record companies to come up with a hit single or something like that, I find completely tiresome."
"We've got a lot of pressure going. This is for my Latin counterpart."
"Enrollment in Colorado is expected to expand about 25 percent in seven years. It's very difficult to find those additional funds. Therefore, I think you're probably going to have increased pressure on tuition."
"When the pressure comes, preferences give way while convictions hold firm."
"I don't think I will be less good because there's less pressure on me."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
"People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do."
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."
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