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"If you do not apologize to Lady Honoria, Marcus said, his voice so mild as to be terrifying, "I will kill you.There was a collective gasp, and Daisy faked a swoon, sliding elegantly into Iris, who promptly stepped aside and let her hit the floor."Oh, come now, Mr. Grimston said. "Surely it won't come to pistols at dawn."I'm not talking about a duel, Marcus said. "I mean I will kill you right here."
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