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"I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked."
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"I don't mind dying if I have to, but I'm damned if I want to pay for the guarantee. I'm sorry."
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"I'd rather be dead than dying."
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"The comic page is dying; I didn't want to go with it."
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"Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down."
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"With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying."
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"Veteran performers are dying off, and new acts simply aren't emerging on the national scene."
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"Just like those who are incurably ill, the aged know everything about their dying except exactly when."
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"I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked."
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"I could see myself in a white nurse's uniform, working unnoticed for many years and at last dying, unknown, unmarried and unsung."
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"I am dying, Egypt, dying."
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"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."
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"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
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"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
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"I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked."
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"I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money."
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"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
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"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
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"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
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"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something."
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