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"I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked."
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"Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying."

"Tell me what you feel in your room when the full moon is shining in upon you and your lamp is dying out, and I will tell you how old you are, and I shall know if you are happy."

"You could hear him, literally, half a mile away when he opened up. He was at his peak then. He was, naturally, dying to get out of the place he was in, and he recorded for us his appeal for pardon to the governor."

"I'm dying to get back in front of the cameras. I miss it like crazy."
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"Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair."

"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."
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