"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."

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"Life is a bubble in the ocean of time. At the same time, it can hold all the water of the ocean in her heart."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Time, Life, Bubble, Ocean

"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."

Hermann Hesse, German Novelist

Time, Eternity

"The value of time is immeasurable."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

Time, Immeasurable, Worth, Life

"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Time, Today, Truth, Wisdom, Inspirational

"No time for better words, no time to unsay anything.-Til We Have Faces."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

Time, Word, Regret, Speech

"Don't equate effective living to being busy."

Sunday Adelaja, Nigerian Author

Time, Productivity, Efficiency, Busyness, Value

"People wish to learn to swim and at the same time to keep one foot on the ground."

Marcel Proust, French Author

Time, People

"Today is a gift. Today is all I have. I be fully awake in today."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

Time, Today, Gift, Awake, All

"Time passes..and a billion lives are affected in ways we'll never know."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Time, Future, Truth, Inspirational, Happiness

"Each second of every time has its own story and history to be filed."

Auliq Ice, Ugandan Economist

Time, Story, History, Life

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"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."

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"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

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"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

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"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

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"Life is a bubble in the ocean of time. At the same time, it can hold all the water of the ocean in her heart."

"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."

"The value of time is immeasurable."

"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."

"No time for better words, no time to unsay anything.-Til We Have Faces."

"Don't equate effective living to being busy."

"People wish to learn to swim and at the same time to keep one foot on the ground."

"Today is a gift. Today is all I have. I be fully awake in today."

"Time passes..and a billion lives are affected in ways we'll never know."

"Each second of every time has its own story and history to be filed."

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"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

"It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy."

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."

"Room service? Send up a larger room."

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."

"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."