"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."

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"Always keep in mind how you can best use this time that you call life."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Time, Life, Best Use, Mind

"Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

Time, Poor, Poverty, Questions

"Praise is the mode of love which always has some element of joy in it."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

Time, Truth, Wisdom, Change

"Taking on challenging projects is the way that one grows and extends one's range as a writer, one's technical command, so I consider the time well-spent."

Donna Tartt, American Novelist

Time, Projects, Writer

"The process of putting the DVD and the CD together was great fun, because it provided a good excuse for the four of us to make time to get together again. I am especially pleased with the end result of these two projects."

Dave Blood, American Musician

Time, End, Fun, Projects

"It's possible to take that as a personal metaphor and then multiply it to a people, a race, a sex, a time. If we can keep this thing going long enough, if we can survive and teach what we know, we'll make it."

Audre Lorde, American Poet

Time, Sex, People, Metaphor

"If you really think about it, when watching television, you have product placement all the time."

Jay Chiat, American Businessman

Time, Television

"Time is standing still. We are measuring ourselves by how far we are going."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Time, Measurement, Life

"There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do."

Bill Watterson, American Cartoonist

Time, Nothing, Want

"That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time."

John Stuart Mill, English Philosopher

Time, Danger, Now

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"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

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"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

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"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."

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"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

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"Always keep in mind how you can best use this time that you call life."

"Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness."

"Praise is the mode of love which always has some element of joy in it."

"Taking on challenging projects is the way that one grows and extends one's range as a writer, one's technical command, so I consider the time well-spent."

"The process of putting the DVD and the CD together was great fun, because it provided a good excuse for the four of us to make time to get together again. I am especially pleased with the end result of these two projects."

"It's possible to take that as a personal metaphor and then multiply it to a people, a race, a sex, a time. If we can keep this thing going long enough, if we can survive and teach what we know, we'll make it."

"If you really think about it, when watching television, you have product placement all the time."

"Time is standing still. We are measuring ourselves by how far we are going."

"There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do."

"That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time."

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"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."

"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

"Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?"

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."

"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."

"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"