"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."

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"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."

Woody Allen, American Director

Time, Nature

"Time, motion and wine cause sleep."

Ovid, Roman Poet

Time, Cause, Sleep, Wine

"I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time."

Marilyn Monroe, American Actress

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"The future is what matters - because one never reaches it, but always stays in the present - like the White Queen who had to run like the wind to remain in the same spot."

Sylvia Plath, American Poet

Time, Future, Present, Philosophy

"Concepts, like individuals, have their histories and are just as incapable of withstanding the ravages of time as are individuals. But in and through all this they retain a kind of homesickness for the scenes of their childhood."

Soren Kierkegaard, Danish Philosopher

Time, Childhood, Homesickness

"Here or henceforward it is all the same to me, I accept Time absolutely."

Walt Whitman, American Poet

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"Time takes it all whether you want it to or not, time takes it all. Time bares it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again."

Stephen King, American Author

Time, Regret, Today, Future

"If you realize too acutely how valuable time is, you are too paralyzed to do anything."

Katharine Butler Hathaway, American Author

Time,

"For the first time perhaps since Margaret Thatcher, we will have at the head of the Conservative Party someone who is genuinely an equal match for Tony Blair."

Tim Yeo, British Politician

Time, Conservative, First, Party

"Time is a created thing. To say, "I don't have time" is like saying "I don't want to."

Lao Tzu, Chinese Philosopher

Time, Choice, Priority, Life

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"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

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"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."

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"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

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"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."

"Time, motion and wine cause sleep."

"I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time."

"The future is what matters - because one never reaches it, but always stays in the present - like the White Queen who had to run like the wind to remain in the same spot."

"Concepts, like individuals, have their histories and are just as incapable of withstanding the ravages of time as are individuals. But in and through all this they retain a kind of homesickness for the scenes of their childhood."

"Here or henceforward it is all the same to me, I accept Time absolutely."

"Time takes it all whether you want it to or not, time takes it all. Time bares it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again."

"If you realize too acutely how valuable time is, you are too paralyzed to do anything."

"For the first time perhaps since Margaret Thatcher, we will have at the head of the Conservative Party someone who is genuinely an equal match for Tony Blair."

"Time is a created thing. To say, "I don't have time" is like saying "I don't want to."

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"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."