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"I don't very often think I've done a good job. I don't like the majority of what I do. I shouldn't say I don't like it, but I'm not satisfied with almost everything that I do."

"In TV, and in particular in commercials, you don't really need to explain very much at all - you just say he's a spy and he's a little bit theatrical and overblown and smug and he's not very good at his job."
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"I'm very pleased with the job President Bush is doing and he's off to a terrific start."
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"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results."

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."

"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."

"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."

"Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive."

"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
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