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"If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."

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"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."

Stephen Hawking, English Physicist

Change, People, Nothing, Road

"Soundless echoes - no voice,Sadness doth keep thee at bay,Stagnation rises as ebb & flow,Nothing alters,Unless you choose to break away."

Truth Devour, Australian Author

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"Mr. Knightley to be no longer coming there for his evening comfort! - No longer walking in at all hours, as if ever willing to change his own home for their's! - How was it to be endured?"

Jane Austen, British Writer

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"Be the change you wish to see in the world."

Mahatma Gandhi, Indian Leader

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"Personal responsibility leads to national transformation."

Sunday Adelaja, Nigerian Author

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"Change isn't always for the worst; the shell that forms around a piece of sand looks to some people like an irritation, and to others, like a pearl."

Jodi Picoult, American Novelist

Change, Perception, Values, Transformation

"The only thing that one really knows about human nature is that it changes. Change is the one quality we can predicate of it."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

Change, Human, Nature, Quality

"All it takes is a second and your whole life can get turned upside down."

Jodi Picoult, American Novelist

Change, Life, Fate, Uncertainty

"When what one does, reps, or 'spits', repetitively, is foul or beastly - one summons spiritual undertakers to dine on fleshly parasites. In various forms, nature's law purges all that becomes wasteful. Change your game, or the game will change you."

T. F. Hodge, American Motivational Speaker

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"Now is the perfect time to start making those changes you know you need to make."

Scott Stabile, American Author

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"It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old."

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"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."

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"I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away."

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"What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do."

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"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."

Family

"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."

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"Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?"

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"If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck."

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