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"I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things."

Rodney Carrington, American Comedian

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"I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things."

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