"Any other iron on you? he asked impatiently.'Just my tongue stud.His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror.'I'm kidding, you idiot. Let's go."

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"Any other iron on you? he asked impatiently.'Just my tongue stud.His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror.'I'm kidding, you idiot. Let's go."

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