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William Blake

"Dip him in the river who loves water."

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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."

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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."

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"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."

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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."

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