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George Carlin

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

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"When the Devil goeth about like a roaring lion, he goeth about in a shape by which few but savages and hunters are attracted. But, when he is trimmed, smoothed, and varnished, according to the mode: when he is aweary of vice, and aweary of virtue, used up as to brimstone, and used up as to bliss; then, whether he take to the serving out of red tape, or to the kindling of red fire, he is the very Devil."

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"An evil woman sends her husband away and wails her evil fate."

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"Who knew what evil lurked in the hearts of men? A copper, that's who. (...)You saw how close men lived to the beast. You realized that people like Carcer were not mad. They were incredibily sane. They were simply men without a shield. They'd looked at the world and realized that all the rules didn't have to apply to them, not if they didn't want them to. They weren't fooled by all the little stories. They shook hands with the beast."

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Assegid Habtewold

"Some people are so evil when they enter a house, happiness escapes through the window and unhappiness and fear installed in its place."

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"There are heroes in evil as well as in good."

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"Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a flashing warning sign that you're about to damn yourself. It sneaks up on you when you aren't looking."

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"We are confident that evil can never happen to us until it does."

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"If we believe that god is the creator of evil, maybe there is evil also in heaven, if that is the case, we are not out of the woods yet."

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"There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do."

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"Evil Dead film sounds like the Red Hood, but this time the bad red hood."

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George Carlin
"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."

Eating

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George Carlin
"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."

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George Carlin
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

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George Carlin
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

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George Carlin
"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."

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George Carlin
"When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent."

Work

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George Carlin
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam."

People

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George Carlin
"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."

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George Carlin
"One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like."

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George Carlin
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

Death

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