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"The key to successful social behaviour: be approachable and understand the needs of others."
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"Anyone who is honestly seeking a job and can't find it deserves the attention of the United States government and the people."

"Now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone is laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll. like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think anymore. loll. loll! or ttyl. bitch, you're not actually talking. that would require actual vocal contact or <3. you honestly think that looks like a heart? if you do, that's only because you'v never seen scrotum. (rofl! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there a sec while i KICK YOUR ASS)"

"When two men live together they usually maintain a kind of shabby neatness out of incipient rage at each other. Two men alone are constantly on the verge of fighting, and they know it."

"The rules of friendship are tacit, unconscious; they are not rational. In business, though, you have to think rationally."
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"A friend is a person who always understands your preoccupations, even when other people do not perceive them at all."

"Two things influence one's wisdom: remarkable experience and " evenmuch more " accumulated knowledge."

"It is much more worthwhile to implement only one bright idea than collecting a thousand of them."

"Teach your little ones about the rules of decent behaviour. When they grow up, it will be too late to learn."

"I've tried to solve problems to the best of my knowledge. Many times I was successful, but sometimes I also failed. And now I finally understand " that's life."
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