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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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Personal Development
"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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Personal Development
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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Personal Development
"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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Personal Development
"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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Personal Development
"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"Revenge is a bad policy if you gain nothing out of it, but under the same circumstances, forgiveness is even a worse one."
Morality
"You must be very proud, the whole city crowded with your lovers."
Emotion
"All the hungers will kill, but hunger of loneliness turns you into a philosopher."
Philosophy
"Islam might not be a challenge for our survival, but when it comes from the Saudis, it really is a concerning problem for the world peace and prosperity."
Politics
"Your kindness, beauty, and simplicity remind me the stories about angels, and I was told they are just legends and myths."
Inspirational
"Being best at things has nothing to do with talent, it is all about self - discipline and commitment."
Success
"Once my brother was very angry on my parents and told them "You should have killed me when I was a child Interestingly I was present and told him "I don't think it is still too late and I have never heard him complaining about life."
Family
"Democracy, freedom and liberty do not make us more than what we are; it is our commitment that matters."
Politics
"Not every one of us are born or made free of our own prisons to the extent of ourselves."
Freedom
"Give me a book and I will learn how to live my life, but give me a boob, and I won't need to know the life."
Humor
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