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Robert Byrne

"One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas."

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"One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas."

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"Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses."
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"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."
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"No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one."
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"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time."
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"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."
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"A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life."
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"Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography."
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"There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on."
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"The purpose of life is a life of purpose."
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"Partying is such sweet sorrow."

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"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."

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"Whatever good things people say of us, they tell us nothing new."

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"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."

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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."

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"Stephen King in many respects is a wonderful writer. He has made a contribution. People in the future will be able to pick up Stephen King's books and learn a lot about who we were by reading those books."

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"People are lucky and unlucky not according to what they get absolutely, but according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect."

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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."

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