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Tim Allen

"Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me."

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Donna Grant

"The reason God never fails is because he fears to fail."

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Donna Grant

"Trust your imagination, dreams, and hopes. Just never forget to take actions to justify your trust."

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Donna Grant

"Trust yourself and try not to get lured off course by conflicting opinions that don't seem to sit right with you."

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Donna Grant

"I've yet to find another soul who believes in me with the same fervency as my mother."

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Donna Grant

"I know you'll do what's best for Annabeth.""How can you be sure?""Because she'd do the same for you."

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Donna Grant

"We cannot trust our own minds, traditions and beliefs."

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Donna Grant

"Trust others and you will be more trusted."

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Donna Grant

"Trust the perception not the presentation."

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Donna Grant

"Nyree taught me not to trust anyone but Steve quickly corrected that lesson and taught me not to trust everyone."

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Donna Grant

"Without hardship, I would never have learnt to rely on God alone for help."

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Tim Allen
"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded."

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Tim Allen
"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison."

Men

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Tim Allen
"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance."

Men

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Tim Allen
"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon."

Women

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Tim Allen
"Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me."

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Tim Allen
"Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive."

Men

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Tim Allen
"While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously."

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Tim Allen
"Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom."

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Tim Allen
"Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything."

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