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"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
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"Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes."
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"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
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"We have seen Indians in immense numbers, and all those on this coast of the Pacific contrive to make a good subsistence on various seeds, and by fishing."
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"Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers."
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"There's no taking trout with dry breeches."
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"Monofilament is what you use to go fishing. The line on your fishing rod is probably going to be black. You get to the end of the line and you tie on this clear plastic, thin thread called monofilament."
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"I ran around with the other youngsters, hunting, fishing and raising tadpoles and all the rest."
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"But very unfortunately the merchant marine died away till even the majority of fishing done about the Cape is in the hands of the Portuguese who emigrated to the Cape some fifty years ago."
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"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."
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"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
Time
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
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"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do."
Art
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
Argument
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."
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