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Steven Wright

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

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Donna Grant

"Monofilament is what you use to go fishing. The line on your fishing rod is probably going to be black. You get to the end of the line and you tie on this clear plastic, thin thread called monofilament."

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Donna Grant

"There's no taking trout with dry breeches."

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Donna Grant

"Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers."

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Donna Grant

"I ran around with the other youngsters, hunting, fishing and raising tadpoles and all the rest."

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Donna Grant

"We have seen Indians in immense numbers, and all those on this coast of the Pacific contrive to make a good subsistence on various seeds, and by fishing."

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Donna Grant

"But very unfortunately the merchant marine died away till even the majority of fishing done about the Cape is in the hands of the Portuguese who emigrated to the Cape some fifty years ago."

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Donna Grant

"Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes."

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"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

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Steven Wright
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

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Steven Wright
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."

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Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

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Steven Wright
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."

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Steven Wright
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."

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Steven Wright
"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"

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Steven Wright
"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."

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Steven Wright
"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?"

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Steven Wright
"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."

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Steven Wright
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes.""

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