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Steven Wright

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

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"We have seen Indians in immense numbers, and all those on this coast of the Pacific contrive to make a good subsistence on various seeds, and by fishing."

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"But very unfortunately the merchant marine died away till even the majority of fishing done about the Cape is in the hands of the Portuguese who emigrated to the Cape some fifty years ago."

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"Monofilament is what you use to go fishing. The line on your fishing rod is probably going to be black. You get to the end of the line and you tie on this clear plastic, thin thread called monofilament."

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"Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes."

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"I ran around with the other youngsters, hunting, fishing and raising tadpoles and all the rest."

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Amber Hurdle

"Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers."

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Amber Hurdle

"There's no taking trout with dry breeches."

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"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

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"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."
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"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."
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"The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?"
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"I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy."
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"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
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