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"Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college."
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"Worry is a progressive disease that ruins one's life."
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"Exercise feels best after it is finished."
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"It has been known for many years that a subset of the population cannot tolerate the radiation emitted by transmitting utility meters and sickness results in these people."
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"Distress is a disease of the mind."
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"Health and happiness are interconnected."
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"Bitterness is the cancer of bones."
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"Living in filth is dark doom. The light of awaken leads to cleanliness."
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"Overwork can cause a break down."
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"An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate."
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"Every time you work out you strengthen your body. Every time you don't you weaken it."
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
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"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?"
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"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
Life

"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."
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"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."
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"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
Creativity

"I am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year then I'm going to Lourdes."
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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
Life

"Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's."
Self
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