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Steven Wright

"George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk."

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Amber Hurdle

"Talk is over-rated as a means of settling disputes."

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Amber Hurdle

"If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."

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Amber Hurdle

"I mean normally you have your agent call the other agent and all the agents talk and then finally you get a phone call and you hear some misrepresentation of what someone else had to say."

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Amber Hurdle

"I go to my favourite tournament, I talk about my favourite sport and it's just a great month of parading."

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Amber Hurdle

"Don't appear so scholarly, pray. Humanize your talk, and speak to be understood."

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Amber Hurdle

"If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales."

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Amber Hurdle

"I'm guarded; I don't talk much."

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Amber Hurdle

"One of the things that I've come to understand is that as I talk a lot about Picard, what I find is that I'm talking about myself."

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Amber Hurdle

"We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest."

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Amber Hurdle

"Our bodies are hanging along for the ride, but my brain is talking to your brain. And if we want to understand who we are and how we feel and perceive, we really understand what brains are."

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Steven Wright
"I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator."

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Steven Wright
"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction."

Science

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Steven Wright
"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"

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Steven Wright
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

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Steven Wright
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."

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Steven Wright
"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."

Comedy

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Steven Wright
"It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."

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Steven Wright
"I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add."

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Steven Wright
"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."

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Steven Wright
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."

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