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"George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk."
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"We would rather speak ill of ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all."
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"If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."
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"I never did pal around with actresses. Their talk usually bored me to tears."
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"It is possible to stand around with a cocktail in one's hand and talk with everyone, which means with no one."
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"Before I ever put anything on paper, Jerry and I would talk back and forth."
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"I never let my subject get in the way of what I want to talk about."
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"You can be a great reporter and not be such a great talk show host."
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"Tombstones don't talk back."
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"I'm guarded; I don't talk much."
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"I think you have to be yourself, and you have to be real and you have to admit what you don't know, and talk about what you do know, and talk about what you don't know as long as you say you don't know it."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
Thought
"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
Future
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
Argument
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