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"George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk."
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"Talk is over-rated as a means of settling disputes."
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"If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."
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"I mean normally you have your agent call the other agent and all the agents talk and then finally you get a phone call and you hear some misrepresentation of what someone else had to say."
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"I go to my favourite tournament, I talk about my favourite sport and it's just a great month of parading."
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"Don't appear so scholarly, pray. Humanize your talk, and speak to be understood."
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"If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales."
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"I'm guarded; I don't talk much."
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"One of the things that I've come to understand is that as I talk a lot about Picard, what I find is that I'm talking about myself."
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"We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest."
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"Our bodies are hanging along for the ride, but my brain is talking to your brain. And if we want to understand who we are and how we feel and perceive, we really understand what brains are."
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"I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator."
Buying


"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction."
Science


"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"
Gender


"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
Warning


"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
Time


"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."
Comedy


"It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."
Science


"I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add."
Now


"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."
Comedy


"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
Time
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