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Crystal Woods

"Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up."

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"Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up."

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"Oh Christ, he groaned to himself, if this is the stuff adults have to think about I never want to grow up."

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"Adulthood is depressing. for me at least. i cried at the death of every illusion harder than i cried at the death of friends."

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"As a musician I tell you that if you were to suppress adultery, fanaticism, crime, evil, the supernatural, there would no longer be the means for writing one note."

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"One of the oddest things about being grown-up was looking back at something you thought you knew and finding out the truth of it was completely different from what you had always believed."

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"I kept thinking there were two kinds of adults: There were...miserable creatures who scoured the earth in search of something to hurt. And then there were people like my parents, who walked around zombically, doing whatever they had to do to keep walking around."

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Amber Hurdle

"I didn't run off with the secretary. It made it seem like I had committed adultery and then ran off with a secretary, neither of which happened."

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"No adultery is bloodless."

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Amber Hurdle

"Autobiography is now as common as adultery and hardly less reprehensible."

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"One afternoon, I am complaining about the confusion of my age, what is expected of me versus what I want for myself."

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"As an adult, be child-like as you learn but not child-ish as you live."

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"I had a dream about you last night. I was writing a 'Sex for dummies-Christians That Secretly What to be Porn Stars- 1st edition.' And you helped me with the illustrations."
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"To all those who care, You can't forever. Time steals the years,And your reflection in the mirror.But I can still see the story in your eyes, And your timeless passion that's never died.While your skin became tired,Your heart became strong,The present became the past,And your memories like a song.And though the moment at hand is all that we have, You've taught me to live it like it is our last.Since two words don't say 'thank you' the way they are meant to,I'll try all my life to be something like you."
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"I'm passing the bar Where you first got in my car I'm not ashamed to admit That it's you I won't forget I saved your cigarettes andBad habits I regret But the hours flew by like cloudsWhenever I had you around Parachute loverTake me awayFrom the plane that went crashing And the earth that's in flamesSaving you is saving me High above the redwood treesBut down below I see shadows And parachute debris We're drifting like children Along for the rideEach time we find love Another parachute arrivesOur madness will burn As bright as the sunAnd I'll keep finding lovers But you were the one."
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"When nothing is at stake, everything's a waste."
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"People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for."
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"Sometimes, as in a game of chess, we must strategically regress so that we might progress toward our ultimate objective."
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"Even if most days can't be half as good as today, it's days like this that make it all worth it."
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"I'm a Texas girl, with a California soul."
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"Madeleine Albright says, "There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. I wonder what happens to women who bully other women."
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