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Crystal Woods

"Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up."

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"Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up."

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Akiroq Brost

"That goes against what I believe morally. That's adultery, and if I'm accused of that, no, that's not right. I have two kids who see that and remember that and judge me. It didn't happen, and it's not to be reported that way."

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"As an adult, be child-like as you learn but not child-ish as you live."

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"How did I get to be a grown-up? At times, I find myself still sitting on the hillside, plotting revenge against the adult world."

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"Oh Christ, he groaned to himself, if this is the stuff adults have to think about I never want to grow up."

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"Autobiography is now as common as adultery and hardly less reprehensible."

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"Adulthood is depressing. for me at least. i cried at the death of every illusion harder than i cried at the death of friends."

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"As a musician I tell you that if you were to suppress adultery, fanaticism, crime, evil, the supernatural, there would no longer be the means for writing one note."

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Akiroq Brost

"One of the oddest things about being grown-up was looking back at something you thought you knew and finding out the truth of it was completely different from what you had always believed."

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Akiroq Brost

"I kept thinking there were two kinds of adults: There were...miserable creatures who scoured the earth in search of something to hurt. And then there were people like my parents, who walked around zombically, doing whatever they had to do to keep walking around."

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Akiroq Brost

"One afternoon, I am complaining about the confusion of my age, what is expected of me versus what I want for myself."

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"I imagine you dream of me on the nights I dream of you. I'm always so confused by the platonic way we enjoy each other's company. We talk about so many things that I can't recall when I wake up. How did you get me pregnant last night? We never touch in my dreams."
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"Even before we met and long after we're both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I'm forever and ever in love with you."
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"I had a dream that Mark Wahlberg and his wife were our neighbors and we had dance parties in our living room and drank wine from Solo cups. I remember being confused as to why they lived in a regular neighborhood, or why it didn't seem to make anyone awkward that I had Marky's Calvin ads up in the living room."
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"I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me to get ready. So I shaved your legs, made up your face and gave you lashes. An hour later you thanked God for not making you a woman."
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"As we get older, it matters less where you are and more who you're with."
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"You either learn to play hard ball or you become the ball."
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"I had a dream about you last night. I was writing a 'Sex for dummies-Christians That Secretly What to be Porn Stars- 1st edition.' And you helped me with the illustrations."
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"To all those who care, You can't forever. Time steals the years,And your reflection in the mirror.But I can still see the story in your eyes, And your timeless passion that's never died.While your skin became tired,Your heart became strong,The present became the past,And your memories like a song.And though the moment at hand is all that we have, You've taught me to live it like it is our last.Since two words don't say 'thank you' the way they are meant to,I'll try all my life to be something like you."
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"Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married."
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"I guess I just grew up thinking that when we become adults, we get to do what we love. For work, for fun, forever. I don't know where I got that from. Seems silly now."
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