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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"The governments of the present day have to deal not merely with other governments, with emperors, kings and ministers, but also with the secret societies which have everywhere their unscrupulous agents, and can at the last moment upset all the governments' plans."
Politics

"Youth is the trustee of prosperity."
Wisdom

"The delight of opening a new pursuit or a new course of reading imparts the vivacity and novelty of youth even to old age."
Knowledge

"Travel teaches toleration."
Travel

"I am a Conservative to preserve all that is good in our constitution, a Radical to remove all that is bad. I seek to preserve property and to respect order, and I equally decry the appeal to the passions of the many or the prejudices of the few."
Politics

"Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours."
Relationship

"Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error."
Leadership

"Anybody amuses me for once. A new acquaintance is like a new book. I prefer it even if bad to a classic."
Life

"The author who speaks about his own books is almost as bad as a mother who talks about her own children."
Writing

"Desperation is sometimes as powerful an inspirer as genius."
Inspirational
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