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Aisha Tyler

"You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on."

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"You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on."

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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."

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"I am not handsome, but when women hear me play, they come crawling to my feet."

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"It's a complicated set of opinions that women bring to the voting booth."

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"I think a woman gets more if she acts feminine."

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"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."

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"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."

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"Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company."

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"The women I killed were filth - bastard prostitutes who were littering the streets. I was just cleaning up the place a bit."

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