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"Link says if a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it's jewelry."
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"Her hair curled around her shoulders, long and loose, held back with glinting clips, in one those magical ways girls have of making their hair look like it is supposed to be up, but also sort of falling down."
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"I want you here. I don't care if it's a hundred degrees and every blade of grass dies. Without you, none of that matters to me."
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