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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Curses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted abortions."
Consequence
"The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test."
Society
"Scandal begins when the police put a stop to it."
Society
"He who does without the praise of the crowd will not deny himself an opportunity to be his own adherent."
Opportunity
"When a man is treated like a beast, he says, 'After all, I'm human.' When he behaves like a beast, he says 'After all, I'm only human.'"
Man
"Squeeze human nature into the straitjacket of criminal justice and crime will appear."
Nature
"Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves."
Humor
"It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new."
Ability
"Feminine passion is to masculine as an epic is to an epigram."
Passion
"I and my public understand each other very well: it does not hear what I say, and I don't say what it wants to hear."
Public
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