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Dane Cook

"My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor."

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Donna Grant

"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"

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Donna Grant

"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

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Donna Grant

"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

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Donna Grant

"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

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Donna Grant

"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."

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Donna Grant

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

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Donna Grant

"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."

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Donna Grant

"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"

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Donna Grant

"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."

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Donna Grant

"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."

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Dane Cook
"When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top."

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Dane Cook
"I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies."

Love

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Dane Cook
"In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak."

Home

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Dane Cook
"I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny."

Funny

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Dane Cook
"My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor."

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Dane Cook
"I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up."

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Dane Cook
"I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself."

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Dane Cook
"You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh."

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Dane Cook
"I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh."

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Dane Cook
"That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it."

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