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Valerie Solanas

"To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo."

Valerie Solanas, American Writer
Humor, Machine, Man, Walking
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"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."

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"Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one."

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"England has forty-two religions and only two sauces."

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"And then Mum spoons the coffee a little as if she's having fantasies of flinging it in Britt-Marie's face. But in a controlled way."

Fredrik Backman, Swedish Author
Humor, Family, Coffee, Emotion
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"Stupidity is brief and guileless, while wit equivocates and hides. Wit is a scoundrel, while stupidity is honest and sincere."

Fyodor Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
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