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"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows."
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"Money is good, but I prefer food, water, gold, weapon and energy."
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"Fish are small, but do not drown in the sea. Ships are big, but sink in the ocean."
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"To a hungry person, every bitter food is sweet. When the preferable is not available, the available becomes preferable!"
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"That's a funny thing: you think, when awful things happen, everything else just stops, like you would forget to pee and eat and get thirsty, but it's not really true. It's like you and your body are two separate things, like your body is betraying you, chugging on, idiotic and animal, craving water and sandwiches and bathroom breaks while your world falls apart."
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"Sometimes a man must fight so hard for life that he doesn't have time to live it."
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"If a negative viewer looks at you with an ugly fiendish eye, find a way and pluck off his eyes, or better still, protect your good image."
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"It's more like the anger what keep us alive, if yoh are Happy - you are fucking open to dead."
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"Percy: I thought I'd lost my mom forever, and I was stuck on a hill in a thunderstorm fighting this huge bull dude while Grover was passed out wailing. "Food! It was terrifying, man."
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"When a wolf is hungry it befriends sheep."
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"A true survivor is someone who, after 12+ years of being schooled, remains independent in their thinking."
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"Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none."
Paradise
"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."
Work
"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
Children
"The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others."
Being
"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools."
Fool
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."
Change
"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."
Humor
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
Day
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."
Mistake
"The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment."
Happiness
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