"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."

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"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."

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"If you have tears, prepare to shed them now."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Do not postpone your problems, solve them now! Because tomorrow you might be weaker than today and there might arise additional problems! Unsheathe your sword now; forget tomorrow, time is now!"

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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

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"It will be a difficult couple of days. It's difficult now and it will be difficult tomorrow."

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"So now what happens is the cameras follow me around and capture exactly what I've been doing since I was a boy. Only now we have a team of, you know, like 73 of us, and it's gone beyond that."

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"If I were to write Web now, it would be a much, much darker book."

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"You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left!"

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"I'll tell you what 20 years teaches you - is that if one thing doesn't last something else will come down the pipe and to go from that and to do these films now."

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"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."

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"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."

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