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"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
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"If you have tears, prepare to shed them now."
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"Do not postpone your problems, solve them now! Because tomorrow you might be weaker than today and there might arise additional problems! Unsheathe your sword now; forget tomorrow, time is now!"
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"I had redesigned my entire amplifier system for this tour because airlines are very strict now."
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"It will be a difficult couple of days. It's difficult now and it will be difficult tomorrow."
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"It is correct that I overlooked the contamination of the party, not just now but also in the past."
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"So now what happens is the cameras follow me around and capture exactly what I've been doing since I was a boy. Only now we have a team of, you know, like 73 of us, and it's gone beyond that."
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"If I were to write Web now, it would be a much, much darker book."
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"Damn the sword! When Virginia wanted a sword, I gave her one. Now she sends me a toy! I require bread!"
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"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
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"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
Humor
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
Luck
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
American
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
Politicians
"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
Success
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
Life
"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."
Time
"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."
God
"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
Time
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