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"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."
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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor
"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
Night
"I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV."
Movies
"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
Teenager
"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
Love
"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."
Time
"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
Life
"I am in love with Larry David."
Love
"It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month."
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"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
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"A true friend is like an umbrella that opens her heart to protect you on those rainy days."
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"True friendship is a house where we can take off our masks."
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"You be careful, Wizard. Interestingly eccentric friends aren't easy to find."
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"To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony."
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"Well here we are, just the four of us that started out together,' said Merry. 'We have left all the rest behind, one after another. It seems almost like a dream that has slowly faded.''Not to me,' said Frodo. 'To me it feels more like falling asleep again."
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"A true friend is a reflection of yourself."
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"Good fences make good neighbors, and these were apparently good enough that they had not felt the need for razor wire at the top. I crested the fence, threw myself into the yard beyond, fell, rolled to my feet, and ran with the expectation of being garroted by a taut clothesline.I heard panting, looked down, and saw a gold retriever running at my side, ears flapping. The dog glanced up at me tongue rolling, grinning, as though jazzed by the prospect of an unscheduled play session."
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"Friendship is but another name for an alliance with the follies and the misfortunes of others. Our own share of miseries is sufficient: why enter then as volunteers into those of another?"
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"I to myself am dearer than a friend."
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"One friend in a storm is worth more than a thousand friends in sunshine."
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