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"They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults."
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"I was born nine months premature."
Months
"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
Girlfriend
"I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road."
Driving
"At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?"
Country
"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."
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"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
Time
"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."
Identity
"I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness."
Performance
"I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm."
Weather
"They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults."
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"When you take action-think.When you fail-think.When you are in doubt-think.When you have lost your way-think.You are nothing but your thoughts."
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"Wherever your thoughts and beliefs can take you, you can go there."
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"Give thy thoughts no tongue."
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"Heresy is another word for freedom of thought."
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Personal Development
"Each "way of thinking" has its own shape and color, which wax and wane like the moon."
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Personal Development
"Eternity eludes us, even as a thought."
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Personal Development
"The only way to make a great thought great is to share it."
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Personal Development
"Language is the dress of thought."
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Personal Development
"How can the thoughts be stopped? Tell the thoughts, 'You take care of your own issues; I am not on your side.' That way you will sit on God's side."
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Personal Development
"Of course, in our train of thought, we would all like to think we're on the right track, or at least the same railroad company as the right track."
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