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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
"Well, I said, "you obviously have some power. You chased off those hooligans with rotten fruit. Perhaps you have banana-kinesis? Or you can control garbage? I once knew a Roman goddess, Cloacina, who presided over the city's sewer system. Perhaps you're related? Meg pouted. I got the impression I might have said something wrong, though I couldn't imagine what."
"Being called "dangerous" by a cat could mean a great many things, but it was generally delivered as something of a compliment."
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"Sometimes talking to you is like talking to myself: pretty damned annoying."
"Except, now that I don't have a car, I can't really make good on my birthday promise. Sydney thought about it for several moments. "Well. I've got a car.An hour later, I vowed I'd never make fun of that Mazda again."
"I had a standing arrangement with God: I'd agree to believe in Him -barely- as long as He let me sleep in on Sundays."
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