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Lois Greiman

"Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously."

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"Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously."

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Donna Grant

"Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only thing that a woman can do better than them is being a woman."

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Donna Grant

"Women most often have a difficult enemy and she is a woman and not a man."

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Donna Grant

"You see only the cat's paw, Signor Tartini, whereas I see the sharp claws hidden in that paw!.. Women are like fire; they warm you from afar, and when you enter into them they burn you to ashes!"

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Donna Grant

"What a hundred caring, courageous and conscientious women can achieve in ten years, would take a thousand men a hundred years."

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Donna Grant

"To a misogynist: To err is woman."

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Donna Grant

"In the Bible, a woman was made from a man. In real life, a man is made from a woman."

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Donna Grant

"Women worry about the things that men forget, Men worry about the things that women remember."

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Donna Grant

"Women often forget that the man she is complaining about is a creation of a mother like her."

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Donna Grant

"I'll never forget the first time Davram took me by the scruff of my neck and showed me he was the stronger of us. It was magnificent! If a woman is stronger than her husband, she comes to despise him. She has the choice of either tyrannizing him or else making herself less in order not to make him less. If the husband is strong enough, though, she can be as strong as she is, as strong as she can grow to be."

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Donna Grant

"Women rescue men just as much as, if not more than, men rescue women."

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Lois Greiman
"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."

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Lois Greiman
"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."

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Lois Greiman
"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."

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Lois Greiman
"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."

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Lois Greiman
"You don't need to be smarter, you just need dumber friends."

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Lois Greiman
"Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier."

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Lois Greiman
"Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies."

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Lois Greiman
"It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood."

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Lois Greiman
"It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine."

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Lois Greiman
"In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice."

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