"Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously."

Gender, Irony, Behavior, Humor

16

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously."

Exlpore more Gender quotes

"Women most often have a difficult enemy and she is a woman and not a man."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Gender, Women, Enemy, Competition, Conflict

"Women are binding and men are commanding."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Gender, Women, Binding, Men, Commanding

"It's ridiculous " a girl steps out, goes dancing, gets her hair cut, decides to spend the summer in Italy and it's a scandal. A chap does it and no one bats an eyelid."

Sara Sheridan, Scottish Author

Gender, Society, Freedom, Scandal

"And a woman by herself is missing a man, while a man by himself is his own master. Trousers. That's the secret. Trousers and a pair of socks. I never dreamed it was like this. Put on trousers and the world changes. We walk different. We act different. I see these girls and I think: Idiot's Get yourself some trousers!"

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Gender, Power, Truth, Today, Inspirational

"All women have a perception much more developed than men. So all women somehow, being repressed for so many millennia, they ended up by developing this sixth sense and contemplation and love. And this is something that we have a hard time to accept as part of our society."

Paulo Coelho, Brazilian Novelist

Gender, Women, Perception, Contemplation, Love

"When it comes to men, I appreciate them, don't bash them and never love them."

Donna Lynn Hope, Jamaican Author

Gender, Appreciation, Men, Independence, Respect

"No wonder then that men who cared, who were open to change, often just gave up, falling back on the patriarchal masculinity they found so problematic. The individual men who did take on the mantle of a feminist notion of male liberation did so only to find that few women respected this shift. Once the 'new man' that is the man changed by feminism was represented as a wimp, as overcooked broccoli dominated by powerful females who were secretly longing for his macho counterpart, masses of men lost interest."

bell hooks, American Critic

Gender, Masculinity, Feminism, Culture, Change

"Surely, of all creatures that have life and will, we women are the most wretched. When, for an extravagant sum, we have bought a husband, we must then accept him as possessor of our body."

Euripides, Greek Poet

Gender, Life, Observation, Reality

"Chastity ... has, even now, a religious importance in a woman's life, and has so wrapped itself round with nerves and instincts that to cut it free and bring it to the light of day demands courage of the rarest."

Virginia Woolf, British Author

Gender, Courage, Tradition, Religion, Instinct

"What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen."

Stephen King, American Author

Gender, Truth, Power, Life, Regret

Explore more quotes by Lois Greiman

"It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood."

Honesty

"In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision."

Risk

"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."

Intelligence

"You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father."

Parenting

"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."

Humor

"Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after."

Heartbreak

"In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose."

Harmony

"Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air."

Humor

"What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?"

Identity

"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."

Peace