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"Cullen is up there killing my children. He's killing everyone."
"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."
"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
"It's shameful what's happening in this country in terms of what we deny our children."
"I do very well three things: my job, stupidities and children."
"When our Lord says, we must be converted and become as little children, I suppose he means also, that we must be sensible of our weakness, comparatively speaking, as a little child."
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"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
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