"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"

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"Parents provide their children with genes as well as an environment, so the fact that talkative parents have kids with good language skills could simply mean that and that the same genes that make parents talkative make children articulate."

Steven Pinker, Canadian Scientist

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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."

Abhijit Naskar, Indian Author

Children, Inspirational, Truth, Life, Wisdom

"I think children learn from example. I don't believe in raising them in an authoritative atmosphere."

Kent McCord, American Actor

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"I also want to encourage anybody who was affected by Hurricane Corina to make sure their children are in school."

Laura Bush, American First Lady

Children, School, Want

"I am certain that the Lord, who notes the fall of a sparrow, looks with compassion upon those who have been called upon to part, even temporarily, from their precious children."

Thomas S. Monson, American Clergyman

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"A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children."

John James Audubon, American Scientist

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"Our children were mostly brought up and educated in the Churchill suburb east of Pittsburgh. Each summer, we took them back to England for an extended period."

John Pople, English Scientist

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"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."

P. J. O'Rourke, American Comedian

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"We have guidance counselors that have caseloads of 500 to 600 children. We don't have enough to help the children."

Randi Weingarten, American Union Leader

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"The point of our demographics is that we're not having as many children and the population is stagnant, if not declining. So without immigration, we're not going to have the population."

Susan Oliver, American Actress

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"I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it."

People

"It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?"

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"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all."

Time

"I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart."

People

"It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky."

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"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."

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"Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen."

Disillusion