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"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
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"Cullen is up there killing my children. He's killing everyone."
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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
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"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
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"It's shameful what's happening in this country in terms of what we deny our children."
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"I do very well three things: my job, stupidities and children."
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"As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of relief that can rise to delight that thank Heaven nobody is reporting in this fashion on us."
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"I grew up in Queens and New Jersey. I started doing children's theater when I was seven to get out of school because I didn't fit in."
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"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
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"There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand."
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"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
Work
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
Children
"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
Love
"Dogs are forever in the push up postion."
Dogs
"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life."
Life
"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
Fun
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
Friendship
"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones."
Word
"I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day."
Day
"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."
Want
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