"To be famous and broke is hard."

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"Indy makes the race driver. You become famous when you come here."

Rodger Ward, American Celebrity

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"Sometimes I like to play the soundtracks to famous musicals so we can all sing along. South Pacific is one of my favorites. Our neighbors must hate us."

Louise Brown, English Celebrity

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"Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood."

Pauly Shore, American Comedian

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"But just playing the partner of someone famous, I had a lot more freedom."

Rachel Griffiths, American Actress

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"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."

Colin Mochrie, Scottish Actor

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"Similarly, another famous little quantum fluctuation that programs you is the exact configuration of your DNA."

Seth Lloyd, American Educator

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"It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich."

Alan Alda, American Actor

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"They were all famous and fantastic fellows."

Peter Scott, English Artist

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"Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly."

Simeon Strunsky, American Writer

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"Wood burns because it has the proper stuff in it; and a man becomes famous because he has the proper stuff in him."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German Poet

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"It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it."

Trying

"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."

Being

"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder."

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"It's funny because it's funny."

Funny

"Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'"

Success

"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."

Relationship

"When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks."

Country

"My career is just kind of crazy."

Career

"To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee."

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"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."

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