"My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers."

"Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer."

"Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood."

"I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time."

"My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic."

"That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money."