"Ear demons are totally real," Cody said. "They're what make microphones like these ones work. They're also what tell you to eat the last slice of pie when you know Tia wanted it."

Humor, Temptation, Voice, Desire

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"Ear demons are totally real," Cody said. "They're what make microphones like these ones work. They're also what tell you to eat the last slice of pie when you know Tia wanted it."

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"I'm sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to."

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