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"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
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"I tell women not to believe everything they read about fashion."
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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."
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"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
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"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."
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"Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company."
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"Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing."
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"Aren't women prudes if they don't and prostitutes if they do?"
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"The real ornament of a woman is her character, her purity."
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"But what of black women?... I most sincerely doubt if any other race of women could have brought its fineness up through so devilish a fire."
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"A sexual revolution begins with the emancipation of women, who are the chief victims of patriarchy, and also with the ending of homosexual oppression."
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"When turkeys mate they think of swans."
Swans
"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."
Success
"Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do."
Will
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Death
"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
Woman
"People will pay more to be entertained than educated."
People
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
Nothing
"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
Life
"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."
Money
"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
Happiness
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