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"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"
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"Women are always most observed when they seem themselves least to observe, or to lay out for observation."
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"There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile."
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"Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up."
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"We Abolition Women are turning the world upside down."
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"If there was one thing I'd like to teach young women, it would be that you can eat and still be fit and lean."
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"Because I have work to care about, it is possible that I may be less difficult to get along with than other women when the double chins start to form."
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"Much of the demand for women in combat comes from female officers who are eager for medals and promotions."
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"We are women. We are a subject people who have inherited an alien culture."
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"Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do."
Will

"New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved."
Time

"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
Happiness

"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
Nothing

"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."
Death

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."
Food

"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."
Success

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
Life

"People will pay more to be entertained than educated."
People

"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."
Men
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