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"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"
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"Women are always most observed when they seem themselves least to observe, or to lay out for observation."
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"There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile."
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"Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up."
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"We Abolition Women are turning the world upside down."
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"If there was one thing I'd like to teach young women, it would be that you can eat and still be fit and lean."
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"Because I have work to care about, it is possible that I may be less difficult to get along with than other women when the double chins start to form."
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"Much of the demand for women in combat comes from female officers who are eager for medals and promotions."
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"We are women. We are a subject people who have inherited an alien culture."
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"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
Eating
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Death
"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?""
Success
"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."
Money
"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."
Business
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
Democracy
"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
Marriage
"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
Woman
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
Nothing
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
Life
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