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"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"
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"There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile."
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"Because I have work to care about, it is possible that I may be less difficult to get along with than other women when the double chins start to form."
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"Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers."
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"No compliment can be eloquent, except as an expression of indifference."
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"The real ornament of a woman is her character, her purity."
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"In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits."
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"I entered the cosmetics industry because I wanted more women to use cosmetics made with safe, healthful ingredients."
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"The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventionality. I like their completeness. I like their anonymity."
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"Even if there are a lot women in films, there are few who are lesbians, that people know about."
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"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
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"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."
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"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
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"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
Democracy

"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."
Death

"Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do."
Will

"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?""
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"We're more effective than birth control pills."
Control

"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
Time

"New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved."
Time
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