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Johnny Carson

"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."

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Asa Don Brown

"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"

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Asa Don Brown

"There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile."

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Asa Don Brown

"Because I have work to care about, it is possible that I may be less difficult to get along with than other women when the double chins start to form."

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Asa Don Brown

"Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers."

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Asa Don Brown

"No compliment can be eloquent, except as an expression of indifference."

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Asa Don Brown

"The real ornament of a woman is her character, her purity."

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Asa Don Brown

"In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits."

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Asa Don Brown

"I entered the cosmetics industry because I wanted more women to use cosmetics made with safe, healthful ingredients."

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Asa Don Brown

"The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventionality. I like their completeness. I like their anonymity."

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Asa Don Brown

"Even if there are a lot women in films, there are few who are lesbians, that people know about."

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Johnny Carson
"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."

Happiness

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Johnny Carson
"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."

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Johnny Carson
"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."

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Johnny Carson
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."

Democracy

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Johnny Carson
"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."

Death

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Johnny Carson
"Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do."

Will

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Johnny Carson
"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?""

Success

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Johnny Carson
"We're more effective than birth control pills."

Control

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Johnny Carson
"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."

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Johnny Carson
"New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved."

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