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George Carlin

"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."

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"I want to 'think' that I have all the answers. But if I 'think', I soon realize that what I thought to be answers were guesses. And if I 'think' yet again, I begin to realize that since God has all the answers He never hands me a guess."

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"We owe it to the flood victims of New Orleans to give them truthful answers as to why this event took place and to assure our citizens that tragedies like this will never happen again."

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"We hear only those questions for which we are in a position to find answers."

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"The boldness of asking deep questions may require unforeseen flexibility if we are to accept the answers."

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"What's the message in Metallica? There is no message, but if there was a message, it really should be look within yourself, don't listen to me, don't listen to James, don't listen to anybody, look within yourself for the answers."

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