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"A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it."
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"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."
Will
"I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team."
Politics
"Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was."
Time
"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it."
Society
"A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it."
Health
"The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water."
Water
"Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before."
Tax
"So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around."
People
"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security."
Age
"Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?"
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"Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex."
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Personal Development
"Worry is a progressive disease that ruins one's life."
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Personal Development
"Exercise feels best after it is finished."
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Personal Development
"Man does not live by soap alone; and hygiene, or even health, is not much good unless you can take a healthy view of it or, better still, feel a healthy indifference to it."
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Personal Development
"It has been known for many years that a subset of the population cannot tolerate the radiation emitted by transmitting utility meters and sickness results in these people."
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Personal Development
"Distress is a disease of the mind."
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Personal Development
"He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not'."
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Personal Development
"Whenever you read a cancer booklet or website or whatever, they always list depression among the side effects of cancer. But, in fact, depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side effect of dying."
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"My recovery from Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity (EHS) was based around radiation detoxification, restoring the DC voltage of the body and removing the clots."
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"Health and happiness are interconnected."
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Personal Development
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