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"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
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"Extraordinary afflictions are not always the punishment of extraordinary sins, but sometimes the trial of extraordinary graces."
"I contend that it's impossible to read the Sermon on the Mount and not come out against capital punishment."
"If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way."
"Well, there's no one at all, they do be saying, but is deserving of some punishment from the very minute of his birth."
"Just vengeance does not call for punishment."
"But I knew if I ran I'd never be able to sing, so I had to take my punishment."
"The method of collective punishment so far has proved effective."
"Routine physical punishment such as spanking teaches a toddler that might makes right and that it is fine to hit when one is stronger and can get away with it."
"Every irrational and unscientific belief will ruin your life! Your own wrong belief will be your own tragic punishment!"
"Murderer ain't fit to eternity."
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"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'"
"When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain."
"Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool."
"This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air."
"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."
"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."
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