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"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
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"Extraordinary afflictions are not always the punishment of extraordinary sins, but sometimes the trial of extraordinary graces."
"The principle inherent in the clause that prohibits pointless infliction of excessive punishment when less severe punishment can adequately achieve the same purposes invalidates the punishment."
"If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way."
"Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers."
"The method of collective punishment so far has proved effective."
"The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else."
"Every irrational and unscientific belief will ruin your life! Your own wrong belief will be your own tragic punishment!"
"I contend that it's impossible to read the Sermon on the Mount and not come out against capital punishment."
"Just vengeance does not call for punishment."
"Well, there's no one at all, they do be saying, but is deserving of some punishment from the very minute of his birth."
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"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
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"It is not a surprise that a person would want to be a prophet. What's ridiculous is that other people let him."
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