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"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
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"Every irrational and unscientific belief will ruin your life! Your own wrong belief will be your own tragic punishment!"

"The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else."

"Extraordinary afflictions are not always the punishment of extraordinary sins, but sometimes the trial of extraordinary graces."

"Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers."

"Well, there's no one at all, they do be saying, but is deserving of some punishment from the very minute of his birth."

"Routine physical punishment such as spanking teaches a toddler that might makes right and that it is fine to hit when one is stronger and can get away with it."

"I contend that it's impossible to read the Sermon on the Mount and not come out against capital punishment."

"If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way."

"Just vengeance does not call for punishment."

"Isn't watching sacred potential kill itself as good a punishment as eternal fire?"
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"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed."

"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'"

"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."

"This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air."

"This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution."
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