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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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Personal Development
"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."
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"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."
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"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."
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Personal Development
"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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"I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once."
Mistake
"Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?"
Baseball
"Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing."
Fantasy
"I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field."
Money
"I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it."
Love
"I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating."
Time
"Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind."
Sports
"Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts."
Football
"I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball."
Idea
"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day."
Day
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