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"I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.'"
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"I tip like crazy. They'll remember me. Celebrity can be expensive."
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"I've been that celebrity on the red carpet, and I appreciate that something hasn't got to just look good from the front, from the back, it's got to look good at all angles."
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"Celebrity is a weird appendage, which is useless unless you do something with it."
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"I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy."
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"Isn't it amazing how celebrity status preempts even the most ingrained hatreds?"
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"A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know."
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"Ninety-five percent of celebrity is good."
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"I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity."
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"As for fame, fame felt like nothing. Fame was not a sensation like love or hunger or loneliness, welling from within and invisible to the outside eye. It was rather entirely external, coming from the minds of others. It existed in the way people looked at him or behaved towards him. In that, being famous was no different from being gay, or Jewish, or from a visible minority: you are who you are, and then people project onto you some notion they have."
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"It was a lot more fun to get famous than to be famous."
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"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."
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"I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff."
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"It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great."
Love
"Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike."
Humor
"It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart."
People
"I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid."
Kids
"It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want."
Fun
"We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us."
People
"My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there."
Time
"It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else."
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