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"I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.'"
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"It's pleasant and bothersome and embarrassing all at once. Especially when you haven't done much and are a celebrity."
"The bump I was trying to hide could be the future king of England."
"I tip like crazy. They'll remember me. Celebrity can be expensive."
"It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along."
"If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic."
"I don't consider myself a celebrity, and I don't consider myself a star."
"Celebrity is a weird appendage, which is useless unless you do something with it."
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"It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want."
"If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'"
"Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be."
"We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us."
"We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'"
"In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever."
"It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else."
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