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"I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.'"
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"I feel that I see John Lennon now as not a celebrity. I did then. I saw him as a cardboard cutout on an album cover."
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"I don't think I'm a celebrity. A chimpanzee could have done what I did."
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"If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic."
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"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."
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"I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself."
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"Celebrity is hawking make-up, cars, everything; it's shifted."
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"I am not just a celebrity, I'm a human-rights advocate for the last 20 years."
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"I think it's a gift to become a star, to become a celebrity."
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"Celebrity is a weird appendage, which is useless unless you do something with it."
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"The bump I was trying to hide could be the future king of England."
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"It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want."
Fun
"Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd."
Comedy
"It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great."
Love
"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?"
Family
"You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it."
Music
"It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else."
Care
"My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there."
Time
"We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town."
Family
"The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican."
Punk
"We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves."
People
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