top of page
Quote_1.png
David Levithan

"Teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or ironic. if they say "I wish someone would drop a bomb on this school right now," that means they have arranged for a nuclear arsenal to be emptied onto the school and should be immediately suspended and ridiculed. if they say they were merely coming up with a joking excuse to postpone a bio test, reply that all jokes are funny, and that since dropping a bomb on a school is not funny, it is therefore not a joke."

Standard 
 Customized
"Teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or ironic. if they say "I wish someone would drop a bomb on this school right now," that means they have arranged for a nuclear arsenal to be emptied onto the school and should be immediately suspended and ridiculed. if they say they were merely coming up with a joking excuse to postpone a bio test, reply that all jokes are funny, and that since dropping a bomb on a school is not funny, it is therefore not a joke."

Exlpore more Education quotes

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Education is not only learning the information, but it is also about gaining experience to unlock the door to wisdom."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Education enhances the beauty of the mind by learning to see the beauty in every little thing."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The principal goal of education in schools is to teach students basic knowledge and kindle mindsets that know how to think better and to understand the world in which they live."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Educated men are so impressive!"

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"A man who reads will find himself."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The purpose of education is to create a purpose for life. Go for it with the utmost sincerity."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Education is a process of cultivating diamonds in a field called the mind."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"To eradicate blindness, let us create opportunities for everyone to get an education."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Education is the fertilizer for the mind, the seeds for success, and the eye opener for life."

Explore more quotes by David Levithan

Quote_1.png
David Levithan
"I am proud that I defy your categories. I am proud that I don't fit easily into any box. I am proud of all the things I am and all the things i can be. Question yourself every time you think you only see one thing in me."
Quote_1.png
David Levithan
"When you live as I do, you cannot indulge in jealousy. If you do, it will rip you apart."
Quote_1.png
David Levithan
"No. I don't. You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know."
Quote_1.png
David Levithan
"Having grown up here, I always wonder what it would be like to see this city as a tourist. Is it ever a disappointment? I have to believe that New York always lives up to its reputation. The buildings really are that tall. The lights really are that bright. There's truly a story on every corner. But it still might be a shock. To realize you are just one story walking among millions. To not feel the bright lights even as they fill the air. To see the tall buildings and only feel a deep longing for the stars."
Quote_1.png
David Levithan
"The question is there in each silence. The question is there in the space between you. But you cannot bring it aloud."
Quote_1.png
David Levithan
"So what do you have to confess now?"I don't know why I'm saying any of this, except that is the truth. "I'm confessing that I don't know if I'm ready for this.""What is 'this'?""Being open. Being hurt. Liking. Not being liked. Seeing the flicker on. Seeing the flicker off. Leaping. Falling. Crashing."
Quote_1.png
David Levithan
"Also, I'm not going to bedevastated or anything either way. I'm not that kind of person. I just think if you don't say thehonest thing, sometimes the honest thing never becomes true, you know, and I- she says,but then I hold up my finger, because I need to hear the thing she just said, and she talks toofast for me to keep up. I keep holding up my hand, thinking if you don't say the honest thing, itnever becomes true."
Quote_1.png
David Levithan
"I can tell from the glint in her eyes that she's at least an acquaintance of Dorothy."
Quote_1.png
David Levithan
"I don't have the heart to tell him that's the wrong way to think about the world. There will always be more questions Every answer leads to more questions. The only way to survive is to let some of them go."
Quote_1.png
David Levithan
"I was seventeen, halfway toward eighteen, and I had learned something nobody had ever taught me: Once you get to a certain age, especially if a driver's license is involved, you can go a whole day-a whole week, even-without ever seeing your family. You can maybe say good morning and maybe say good night, but everything in the middle can be left blank."
bottom of page