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"There are three stupids:A woman who thinks she does not deserve more, a man who believes he is superior, and a God who considers himself always right."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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"The words we construct, the poems we write and the songs we sing, become the love story of a stranger we have never seen."
Imagination
"I adore your anger and resentments; with such beauty,everything you do looks awesome."
Emotion
"How do we still believe that human nature is not evil when 60 years old men rape 3 years innocent girls?"
Morality
"Be careful of fake faces, the most honest the most evil."
Awareness
"Water is so friendly when you have it on your palms, but so evil when they have you on theirs."
Nature
"Let them express their anger and hatred, listen to them and smile."
Compassion
"If we are really committed, we better get start taking care of our shit."
Responsibility
"Realism arises from the maturity of the minds, while Idealism arises from their conformity."
Philosophy
"Either I would change lives or end them. The second option is always available."
Power
"People certainly will love what you write, when you represent them in your words."
Creativity
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