top of page
.png){kind=small}
"On gray days, when it's snowing or raining, I think you should be able to call up a judge and take an oath that you'll just read a good book all day, and he'd allow you to stay home."
Standard
Customized
More
"Do not stop thinking of life as an adventure. You have no security unless you can live bravely, excitingly, imaginatively; unless you can choose a challenge instead of competence."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I don't know any writers who don't drink."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don't introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who will set the table on a roar."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Old wood best to burn old wine to drink old friends to trust and old authors to read."
Author Name
Personal Development
"A person who is in a constant rat race seldom has time to think whether or not he is living his life properly."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Some days you live in pajamas, and your hair kind-of has that Albert Einstein look."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Playing a fool is the best paid role."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Never miss day without a walk."
Author Name
Personal Development
"My advice for life: dance and sing your song while the party is still on."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer."
Life
"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."
Food
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
Life
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
Science
"Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?"
Friendship
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
Life
"If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life."
Life
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
Thought
"There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do."
Time
"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
Imagination
bottom of page