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"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."
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"I look like Walt Disney just threw up."
Disney
"If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"
Man
"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."
President
"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
Wife
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."
Confession
"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
Mother
"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
Eating
"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
Chess
"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
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"Love nature as if it is your own garden of love."
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"Nourish yourself with the water of love to grow flowers of happiness in the garden of your heart."
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"Live is not about constantly fighting to keep someone in your life. It is about constantly fighting for a better life together."
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"Love has power in it; it can melt any heart, if your love is true and divine."
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"When you truly love someone, you want to please and honor them by the way you act. How you treat someone shows whether or not you really care about them."
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"Be brave. Be kind. Be simple. Above all, be crazy with love."
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"The human race should learn from dogs about the enormous power of love."
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"Love is the ultimate power. Never forget to use it to win over your enemies."
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"Be the God or goddess of love and love everyone."
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"Love is a spiritual soul."
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