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"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."
Police
"Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others."
Music
"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."
Woman
"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."
Ski
"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."
History
"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"
Government
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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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Personal Development
"It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before."
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Personal Development
"There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade."
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Personal Development
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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Personal Development
"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"I'm always rather nervous about how you talk about women who are active in politics, whether they want to be talked about as women or as politicians."
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"We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"I hate women because they always know where things are."
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Personal Development
"Alas, I am a woman friendless, hopeless!"
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